(Akatsuki lair)

It was Sunday and the Akatsuki were bored.

Leader: Anyone got any ideas for fun?
Kisame: lets get drunk!

They all agreed. And after an hour they were all drunk.

Tobi: Tobi is a very bad boy bad bad bad Tobi Tobi bad

Slamming his head against a wall


Deidara: Guys I have mouths on my hands how freaky is that wow mouths on my friggin hands how psycadellic  




Kisame: I’m a fish I’m a fish in the deep blue sea!

Kisame began to sing

Itachi: slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannon ball where were you while we were getting high some day you will find me caught beneath a landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky!

Itachi yelled  singing oasis

Zetsu a: My cookie
Zetsu b: sod off it’s mine!
Zetsu a: like hell it is!

Zetsu began to kick the shit out off himself

Then the Akatsuki leader began to sing

Leader: why don’t you build me up!
Akatsuki: buttercup baby just to let me down!
Leader: I need you
Akatsuki: I need you
Leader: more than anyone else!

Deidara: I don’t want any body else when I think of Tobi I touch myself!
Tobi: Bad boy Bad boy BAD BOY

And with one final smash Tobi fell unconscious

Kisame: I WANNA BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So he ran to the lake naked and leaped in

(Konoha river)

Voice: BORN FREE AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS!

Neji who was fishing

Neji: what the hey I got a bite!

He pulled it up and there was Kisame half asleep flapping like a fish out of water. Neji got a stick and pushed him back in

Neji: What the hell did I eat!?